To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy.

When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

The pleasure children get from playing is way more intense, and lasts way longer, than the one adults get from being paid.

The employer is ultimately interested in the growth of the business, not that of the employee.

Prostitutes hire out one tiny portion of their bodies. Employees sell countless huge portions of their lives.

Whether a male wants to be like his father can usually be used to determine whether he is over the age of sixteen.

We lose huge portions of our lives to making a living.

That the man is usually the one who works, or works the most hours, has deceived us into thinking that the child is naturally closer to the mother than it is to the father.