To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy.

When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

The pleasure children get from playing is way more intense, and lasts way longer, than the one adults get from being paid.

The internet and social media have turned the average employee’s cell phone into a labour-wasting device.

Employers babysit parents while their children are at school.

Those who truly love their work have the tendency to get sick and tired of resting, and very quickly.

Animals overwork only when they are working for humans.

The employer is ultimately interested in the growth of the business, not that of the employee.