12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.

Not every poor or unemployed person who has one wears a political party’s t-shirt to reveal their political affiliation; some use it merely to conceal their nipples.

For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents.

For their holidays: the rich’s kids travel the world; the poor’s kids roam around their grandparents’ yard.

Poor people do not go on holiday; they go home.

Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.

Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.

Weekends are an employee’s parole.

Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.