Some people are troubled by their mediocrity. Some, by their greatness.

The desire to be famous is so common and so intense that genuinely not wanting to be famous is likely to make you famous.

You are definitely not famous if only less than a million sane people are interested in your sex life.

A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.

Some people are gone, but not forgotten. Some are still here, but already forgotten.

Back then: to be paid more, one needed to increase the number of things that are by him known. Today: to be paid more, one needs to increase the number of people by whom he is known.

To put an arrogant 'famous' writer in his place: pretend to be illiterate.

To put an arrogant 'famous' singer in her place: pretend to be deaf.

Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities’ uniform.