Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.

Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).

Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.

Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.

The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.