"We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us."

"We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours."

"Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of us who will never be or have not yet been pushed or pulled into old age."

"Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even those who are raw."

"Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age."

"In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss."

"Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD."

"The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm."

"The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you."

"Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that."