Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.

You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.

Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.

We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.