"The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are."

"A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten."

"When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time."

"The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4."

"If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday."

"Patriotism is the narcissism of countries."

"The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it is possible to enjoy many if not most of the things that they enjoy without first having to own them."

"Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness."

"More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all of the things that we can do … and pretty much all of the things that we cannot do."

"You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you."