Every artist takes their final work to the grave.

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.

Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.

Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.