Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that."Hey there, bitches!" I called as I came through the door. "What are my favorite bitches up to today?

Stupid werewolf ninja sperm.

Hi Maggie, it's nice to see you again,' he said, smiling so sweetly I thought I might need insulin.

Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn, though they will probably bleed profusely and will definitely be annoyed.

He delivered the mail, ran our modest recycling program, and maintained our handful of public buildings. He also occasionally fell asleep while driving a snowplough, but he was such a cheerful guy it was hard to stay pissed at him. Besides every village needs an idiot.

I sighed. 'Ah spite, the stuff of fairy tales.

The rest of the morning would consist of checking on a pothole in the parking lot of the village clinic and writing up a schedule for the community centre that might finally settle the ongoing feud between the local quilting group and the bridge club.It was good to be queen.

A boot up the ass could be considered a 'nudge' right?

Cooper! Help!'The coward turned and walked into the kitchen as if he hadn't seen me getting frogmarched by the estrogen squad.