Whenever you become separated from God, you must think about it in the spiritual way, and not on a physical level.

Since there is no work left in heaven, the purpose of being here on Earth is to work.

Truly God is the best of creators. He designed my physical face with so much care and a little touch of makeup in the form of a beard and mustaches.

Adam and Eve were still ignorant and new residents of Heaven, yet the tree was placed there to test their IQ level.

We claim to worship the same God, but we know deep down that the other person must follow our "path" as the best path to heaven.

Since Adam and Eve were fired or cast out of heaven, we have all become unemployed from that day forward.

God is the CEO of our lives. Therefore, Adam and Eve were the first people to be fired from heaven.

Your past, present and future sins will be placed upon your shoulders and not on the shoulders of the man who left us long ago.

The prince may give out orders only according to the wish of the king, who is the true ruler of the people.