"Going beyond good and evil is training to start loving the things you hated and trying to hate the things you loved so much for no reason."

"We claim to worship the same God, but we know deep down that the other person must follow our "path" as the best path to heaven."

"Since Adam and Eve were fired or cast out of heaven, we have all become unemployed from that day forward."

"God is the CEO of our lives. Therefore, Adam and Eve were the first people to be fired from heaven."

"Your past, present and future sins will be placed upon your shoulders and not on the shoulders of the man who left us long ago."

"The prince may give out orders only according to the wish of the king, who is the true ruler of the people."

"The list of genocides committed on Earth are endless, the fact that we never learned or know about them does not mean they did not exist."

"God will not punish, or put the blame upon the innocent, nor allow the criminals to go free without paying the price of their evil deeds."

"The immortality of the soul is that there is no death without life and there is no life after death. Life goes on."

"If you are a racist, then know that heaven is not meant for you."