Laughter is wise, because it broadens our perspectives, but gratitude is wiser still, because it broadens our perspectives beyond ourselves.

Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.

If you want to be heard, become a dentist.

If you say it very softly, with a smile, you can get away with saying almost anything, even the truth.

Love is like chickenpox. It's much worse when it comes late.