Toads are to dragons what carrots are to unicorns.

I was therefore forced to draw the only possible conclusion; I was going to be heinously murdered.

I hope so,” grumbled Ian. “I’m going to look for another one of ‘em winged dogs for Mabel.

Instead she looked very hard at the woman's chin. On it was a single white hair - visible even in the heavy dusk - that closely resembled a piece of thread hanging off a scrap of fabric. The woman forgot about Rusty for a moment. "I call her Hephzibah," she said with pride. "It's taken years for her to grow.

If someone begins to sing, do not maintain eye contact. The general advice given to fellow travellers is thus: leg it.

Sounds like a jolly good adventure – rather frightening too, I must say. Fortunate that I was tootling past, say what? Come now, you must be in a bit of a fix. Why don’t you hop aboard and I’ll take you back to Lucille in a jiffy and we’ll have a cuppa and a meeting of the old grey matter, what!”Donald shuffled next to Ralph’s side. Out of the corner of his mouth, he whispered: “What’s he saying?

There a dozen ways to skin a cat. All of them are illegal.