When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

You've got a fairly good idea as to what the questions are going to be. But how to record the best answer is another matter.

My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.

The word is control. That's my ultimate - to have control.

I was a little stunned that we didn't get a coloring book with this menu.

Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots.

John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him.