Make sure you talk to your kids about drugs. They might be overpaying.

When you're going somewhere and a black cat crosses your path, always remember, she's also going somewhere.

Worked out regularly for months. Lost no weight.Food poisoning for 3 days. Lost 4 kgs.No place for hard work in this universe.

Facebook: Helping you acknowledge the existence of people you had been successfully ignoring for years.

A man's job is to make sure that the kid has at least one known face around when the wife has just washed the makeup.