11 Quotes by Oliver Markus Malloy about Pandemic
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Coronavirus needs a better name. Something bad ass, like the Black Plague. I'm thinking Airborne Aids. Or Flying Herpes.
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The coronavirus pandemic is going to be the biggest event of our lifetime. Bigger than 9/11. As if 9/11 happened in every city on earth at the same time.
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No, coronavirus is not just the flu. It's highly contagious pneumonia. Covid19 is to the flu what heroin is to aspirin. Vaguely similar, but not at all the same.
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Mike Pence, the most anti-science religious fundamentalist in Washington, is now in charge of America's biggest science project ever: finding a cure for the coronavirus. I think we all better start praying.
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I wanna see Trump tell people it's "just the flu" while wearing a face mask. I just wanna see him wear a mask while he tells us it's nothing to worry about.
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When historians in the future ask a really old version of me about this pandemic, I’m gonna tell them that Trump’s MAGA minions were the only ones who had no idea what was happening, while the rest of America stared into the abyss.
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Trump only cares how the covid-19 pandemic affects him, his bank account, and his chances of getting re-elected.
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Every couple of days, western news outlets report the latest findings as if it was brand new information. Meanwhile the same stuff has been published in Chinese studies weeks or even months ago. We’re wasting so much valuable time reinventing the wheel.
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Most anti-science religious fundamentalist is now in charge of America's biggest science project
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