I call my writing style 'Short-Attention-Span Stand-Up.' Or SASSU for short. Sassy.

The difference between a writer and an author: Writers call each other writers. Readers call writers authors.

Everyone thinks they are above average, which is statistically impossible. There have to be below average writers. But nobody sees themselves that way. That means there are a whole lot of bad writers out there, who don't even know it.

I'm in love with my own words.

Getting fan mail from your readers is one of the greatest feelings in the world.