Greed and selfishness are Republican virtues.

In Germany, people will agree in theory that prostitution should be legal, but they usually won't admit that they themselves have ever gone to a prostitute: "Yeah, it should be legal, and I have no problem with it, but I would never go to one. I'm above that." Then they secretly go to one anyway. On the down low. They won't admit it in polite company, because they don't want to look trashy.

What I admire most about Republicans is that they never run out of lies.

It's pretty simple: If we don't unite behind Biden, Trump wins. Biden may not be everything we want, but Trump is nothing we want.

Republican ideology in a nutshell: Some of you will die but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Republicans think selfishness is a virtue.

Republicans love to take other people's rights away while yelling about freedom.

The whole point of Trump's wall is to "protect good white people from evil brown people." The wall is a monument to racism.

Trump voters hate my books. They can't stand it when a book makes them think.