The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Dumb people like Trump think they're super smart, because they are so spectacularly stupid, they don't even know how much stuff they don't know. They are so dumb, they don't even know that other people know a lot more about a topic than they do.

Selfie filters are lies. Lies!

Republicans think selfishness is a virtue.

Republicans love to take other people's rights away while yelling about freedom.

If aliens wanted to exterminate us, they wouldn't send a fleet of spaceships or a Deathstar. They'd just send one guy with a deadly virus.

Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person than you! And I judge you! I condemn you! Shame! Shame! SHAME!” These social media shamings bear an uncanny resemblance to medieval witch hunts.

Religion is a conspiracy theory."God did it" is no different than "the lizard aliens did it."Like religion, conspiracy theories are popular among the ignorant, because they offer simplistic answers to difficult questions.

Being religious doesn't mean you're righteous. It just means you're gullible.

If Jesus came back today, Republicans would stop him at the border.