The only thing in the world worse than being Oscar Wilde is not being Oscar Wilde.

There is no such thing as a heterosexual male, only men who haven't met Oscar Wilde yet.

Reported as Oscar Wilde's last words on his death bed... This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go.

When asked what he thought of sports, Oscar Wilde replied, "I approve of any activity that requires the wearing of special clothing.