People say, 'Oh, politics is so polarized today,' and I'm thinking... '1861, that was polarized.'

Politicians are wonderful people as longa as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good. People who don't smoke have a terrible time finding something polite to do with their lips.

Rich people don't like to be in the military. The shoes are ugly and the uniforms itch. Rich people don't go in much for revolution or terrorism, either.

People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

You've got to understand, people are motivated by fun. And they should be.

I've never been able to get it straight about what these people who are worried about the trade deficit are worried about.

The Constitution is an equally forthright piece of work and quite succinct ... giving the complete operating instructions for a nation of 250 million people. The manual for a Toyota Camry, which only seats five, is four times as long.