Of course, no one wants to ban the vote. Voting should remain available for sporting and recreational purposes. But certain types of votes clearly should be curtailed - 'assault votes,' for example, in which the only purpose of the vote is to harm others.

Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

Fishing is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.

Cockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport -- two armed entrées battling to see who'll be dinner.