If the fans want me out, I'll put my hands up and leave. Like a proper man. I won't make excuses, I'll leave.

But then I always wanted to play for Rangers. Man United is a great club and Alex Ferguson is a legend.

I'm a better person now, and not only that - I'm a better man

What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a wanker?