Comedy is taken care of by a free market.

Luck is statistics taken personally.

So many people say, ‘You know, your taxes aren’t taken by force,’ and that’s foolish. If you don’t pay your taxes and you don’t answer the warrant and you don’t go to court, eventually someone will pull a gun. Eventually someone with a gun will show up.

I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away.