Sometimes the body gets out of bed an hour before the brain.

If you were given the chance to be reborn after your death, buy you could only come back as a squirrel, would you complain?

Of all the things I expected to find in my lunch, a live snake wasn't one of them.

Playing an instrument is its own reward.Cleaning out a spit valve is its own punishment.

Drafting is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge.The closer you get to the end, the more you start to worry about the beginning.

I am the sum of my past experience.Some people have got a lot to answer for.

On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses.I kept on walking.

If I could do it all again, I would start three hundred years ago, and write twice as fast.

If I could split myself into five people, I would still be behind on my writing schedule. I see now why James Patterson cloned himself so many times.