The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom.

God is like a search engine — He is willing to answer your requests, but you must ask Him the right questions.

Ideas are like wine. They get better when they have time to mature.

Luck is often just skill expressing itself without the brain’s consent.

Dreams are doorways into other dimensions that you forget how to open once you’re awake.

We go to school so that when we grow up we can make lots of money, and we make lots of money so we can provide for our children, and we have children to provide for our retirement (because we don’t have any money left).

Sometimes changing the world is as simple as changing the way you look at it.

At the moment you think all is lost, the future remains.

Life is like a box of cookies: it's good while it lasts, but before you know it, it's gone.