Whatever it is you want to do, take a job in that field. You will learn by experience and, slow and steady, you'll get it done!

My dream job is to be a rock drummer and the alternate drummer for the Foo Fighters.

I work too much to be an appropriate parent. I feel like a bad mom to my dog some days because I'm just not here enough. I just feel like I would do a bad job if I took the time to literally give birth to a kid right now and try and juggle everything I'm doing.

I'm completely unqualified for any job I've ever had.