90 Quotes by Rachel Caine about humor
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Any requests on the kind of car?”“Something with armor?” she said. “Oooh, and headrest DVD. Bonus for surround sound.”“Rocket launchers,” Michael said.“One hot yellow Hummer with optional mass destruction package, coming up.
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The back door popped open, and Claire, fairy wings all a-flutter, pulled Miranda inside. It was like a military operation, only with one hundred percent less camouflage.
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Shane - "Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly andheavily armed.
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I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it.
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I’ll defend the girl with my last breath,” he promised, and clasped his hand dramatically to the chest of his ragged frock coat. “Oh, wait. That doesn’t mean much, does it, since I gasped that last breath before the Magna Carta was dry on the page? I mean, of course I’ll look after her, with whatever is left of my life.
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You’re their little girl,” Shane said. “You know, when I think about it, I’d feel the same way about my own daughter.” “You would?” There was something deliciously warm about the fact that he wasn’t afraid to say that to her. “So,” she said, with an effort at being casual that was probably all too obvious. “You want to have a daughter, then?”He kissed the top of her head. “Hit the brakes, girl.
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The rule of the Morrell family was over, and Richard owned a used-car lot and Monica worked at a nail salon, until one day she got run over by a bus. Very sad.
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That is disgusting, and I will never kiss you again." "Yes, you will," he said, and proved by pressing his lips to hers. She wanted to squirm away, just to prove the point but God, she loved kissing him.
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Breath, Myrnin said. “I'm not much for it myself, but I hear it's quite good for humans. -Myrnin.
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