The next my parents and Brianna come rollin' up in here, I'm gonna scream, "Hey! Why don't y'all just MOVE IN?!

I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!

Hey, get a load of those two! It must be mating season or something...

And why does it smell like something DIED in the mud and is STILL in there rotting?