No man with any sense assumes that a woman's words mean to her exactly what they mean to him.

No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket.

Women don't require motives that are comprehensible to my intellectual processes.

I was reminding myself of the one basic rule for experts on females: confine yourself absolutely to explaining why she did what she has already done because that will save the trouble of explaining why she didn't do what you said she would.