Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli

Mr. Vey, you cannot be stuffed into a locker without your consent." Dallstrom said, which may be the dumbest thing ever said in a school. "You should have resisted. That's like blaming someone who was struck by lightning for getting in the way.

Nothing heals the soul like chocolate," she said. "I just love chocolate. It's God's apology for broccoli.

We need to get the information out of Grace, Hey Mitchell, do you have a computer.- MichaelLike six of them- MitchellWe need your most powerful one. We've got to upload Grace.- MichaelWhat's grace- MitchellI'm Grace- GraceI don't get it. Will someone please tell me what's going on?- MitchellThey're uploading me. -GraceI'm so confused -Mitchell

You know how before you buy a house you hire someone to come check it out and write a homebuyer's report? Someone should do that for husbands. Before you get married, you should have a complete inspection to find out what's broken, if it's fixable, and how much it will cost to repair.