God might work on mysterious ways, but hell worked on efficient ones.

I had a standing agreement with god. I'd agree to believe in him, barely, so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays.

Seth's quote from his book:"And if I only couldI'd make a deal with God and I'd get Him to swap our places"-"Running up that Hill" by Kate Bush

I had a standing arrangement with God: I'd agree to believe in Him -barely- as long as He let me sleep in on Sundays.