As a result of Trump’s train-wreck trade war with China and the rest of the world, Midwest farmers have lost many of their international markets; to mitigate the political damage, the Trump administration has showered them with “relief payments” to the tune of over $28 billion. It’s red-hat instead of red-banner socialism. But don’t dare call it that—it’s just the government redistributing wealth because of its failed attempt to manipulate markets and dictate production.

Trump isn’t Hitler. Hitler had normal-sized hands and the ability to concentrate for more than thirty seconds.

Don’t build a watch; tell voters the time.

Every time I hear “Hillary won the popular vote,” I cringe.The correct answer to this is “And?”Winning the popular vote and $5.45 gets you a venti mocha latte at Starbucks.It. Means. Nothing.