5 Quotes by Robert Thier about humor




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    Bad floor! Bad! Just because drunk people always end up drooling on you, that’s no reason to be vindictive. How could you want to hurt those cute little piggies? Can’t you see how well they dance?’‘Mr Linton, I think I’d better get you upstairs to your room.’‘No! I need to have a serious talk with this floor.’‘There’s plenty of floor upstairs, Mr Linton.’Really? Damn! This was a conspiracy.

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    And, turning, he strode out of the prima donna’s dressing room. I, for my part, stood there in silence for a moment—then looked down at the snake.‘You know, I think I understand your choice of lifestyle. Strangling people to death is so much more satisfying that just poisoning them with a little bite.

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