If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back