You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material