Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.

With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.

I said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better, because the last time I could'nt find it.

girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.

I like southern girls. They talk so slow that by the time they say no, I made it already.