My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'

My wife gives good headache.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!