In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.

I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.

When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me.

When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.