I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

If you're explaining, you're losing.

I heard one presidential candidate say that what this country needed was a president for the nineties. I was set to run again. I thought he said a president IN his nineties.

Since I came to the White House, I've gotten two hearing aids, had a colon operation, a prostate operation, skin cancer, and I've been shot...damn thing is, I've never felt better.

Please tell me you're Republicans.

Status quo, you know, is Latin for ‘the mess we’re in’.

My doctors told me this morning my blood pressure is down so low that I can start reading the newspapers.