"Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles"

"Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.— Rhett"

"Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction."

"What in the blue star-blazes did you see in Jason?" he asked, still forcefully but with his frustration and jealousy under better control."For one thing, Djetth, he wasn't trying to kill me!"("Marsh", heroine of Insufficient Mating Material)"

"If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract...-- Rhett"

"Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.-'Rhett"

"Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes."