Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.— Rhett

What in the blue star-blazes did you see in Jason?" he asked, still forcefully but with his frustration and jealousy under better control."For one thing, Djetth, he wasn't trying to kill me!"("Marsh", heroine of Insufficient Mating Material)

If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract...-- Rhett

Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…

As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.-'Rhett

Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.