Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.