There has to be at least one other reason besides money that makes you do the things that you do.

She suggested I buy her a drink. I shouldn't have, but I was quite drunk and she was quite pretty.

I guess my biggest problem is that I find it easier to relapse than to carry through.

For you, I do morning price.

I have two moods when I get drunk. The common mood is the lazy, happy-go-lucky guy. The uncommon mood is the frustrated, self-deprecating guy. That night was the latter.

I think that Richard was more of a one-girl-for-the-rest-of-your-life-marry-and-make-a-family kind of guy.

My biggest problem is that my flight is to depart from Denpasar International Airport in Indonesia, where the penalty for drug trafficking is death by firing squad.

He was the organised traveller type. The type that has to know the top ten tourist spots in a country and the five best ways to get to them.

A gut full of heroin and the looming possibility of bunking in an overcrowded cell in Kerobokan to await my death makes you feel a bit sorry for some of the things you've done.