Entering the foyer, Royale already decided that he would thank Shake once more for being by his side at Keena’s recital. But she stunned him by eagerly waiting for him just like old times—on her knees wearing only a collar and a leash.

You know, in everyone’s life you go through just trying to learn what one times one is—one times one equals one.

And the game of dominoes is much like life: You gotta play the bones you’ve pulled. It don’t matter if you got seven doubles in your damn hand.

Pastor McFucking Bride this . . . Pastor McFucking Bride that. Fuck him!