The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.

Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.