As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands: one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.