I'd say that golf is about 75% mental. If your state of mind gets out of kilter, you're worse off than a tomcat floating on a log.

Golf is played with the arms.

There are no short hitters on the tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long.

If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.

When I ask you what club to use, look the other way and don't answer.

Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.

The fact that Slammin' Sammy couldn't win the Open made it all the more valuable for the players that did win. Gave it a special quality. I'd say a part of the sheen on that trophy comes from my sweat.

What abandoned course is that?

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.