There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.

'You know Bobby, when I was your age I'd drive the ball right over those trees at the corner.' Feeling challenged Mr. Cole hit a big driver right into those big trees. Snead then said 'Of course, when I was your age, those trees were only 10 feet high.'

I shot a wild elephant in Africa thirty yards from me, and it didn't hit the ground until it was right at my feet. I wasn't a bit scared. But a four foot putt scares me to death.

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.